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Funny Sayings #2 Yo mama so ugly that people think she was brought to this world from a cow's butthole!"
Funny Sayings #1 "Just cause I said it, don't mean that I farted just 'cause you heard it..."
- Adele- "Rumor has it"
Unknown.... ( Pt 2 )
Maria: Wait up, Shadow! I wonder what he is thinking about?
Shadow was looking at a beautiful angelic neckalace, reminding him of his dear enjuru ( means angel in Japanese ), Maria.
Shadow: Uh...... Maria?
Maria: Yes, my Shadow-kun?
Shadow: Would you mind if I get something?
Shadow REALLY wanted it to be a suprise to show his soon-to-be bride how much he loves her.
Maria: Ok! I'll wait right here at this bench!
The modest young lady was waiting very patiently at the bench, looking at the beautiful surroundings of the Bahamas, including the water at the coast. The beach wasn't far away. It was very visible.
The young 17-year old Darren was starring at Maria, hidden behind the jewelry shop.
Darren: Hello? Sire? I'm on the phone if you hear me. Maria is alone by herself. She looks pretty vulnerable. I bet she's an easy target.
Unknown ( atleast for this part ): Ok. I'll be right there. Make sure she DOES NOT look behind her.
Darren: Ok, sire. I should probably hang up no
Unknown (pt1 )
Darren: We have found a young women you might want to choose to be your wife. Me and all your loyal subjects, including the villagers have noticed you were trying to choose a wife 24/7 lately so I wanted to show you this, your highness.
Unknown ( atleast for this part ): Not Rouge, not Amy, not blaze, and definitly NOT Epic Face. Oh come on, I have looked for every girl just to see who I want to marry! I have looked in every single contenent! Even Antartica- oh, sorry about that. You were saying?
Darren: Here. Just look at this photo. I've heard that her name is Maria Robotnik and is a little bit royal on her mother's side of her family and is 18. Just 2 years younger than you. She is a very religious Christian also. She likes to make art, read, bake, garden, donate money to help for charity, and swim and surf. I know you like to look a photos of pretty girls in bikinis. Imagine one of those ladies ( maybe the hottest girl you ever saw ) sitting next to you at the beach, kissing you, t
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